Why this election is important

I know it's hard for people to concentrate on boring old politics when much more exciting things are happening in the world to far more interesting people, like Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. But believe me, the next federal election is vitally important - not just to your future but to mine. You think it's boring in Canberra? Try living in a cage on a bed of hay and a diet of lettuce and carrots.